The Laughability Factor
Harry and Meghan have become the biggest joke in the history of the world.
The events of the last week have shown what fucking idiots Harry and Meghan genuinely are. Please forgive me for swearing so early in the piece. This is annoying me, and I had to get it out there. They want the world to think they are so hard done by and blame everyone else for their issues.
So many stories have claimed that Meghan wants to mend fences with Catherine. Okay. There is one small problem, as there is no relationship to repair. Kate wanted nothing to do with Markle after she treated her then 3-year-old daughter, Princess Charlotte, like trash. There is also the rumour that she shivers whenever her sister-in-law’s name is referenced. Can anyone blame her?
When it comes to Harry, no one knows what he does as a job. He was asked on the Invictus documentary, if you can call it that, what he does as a job. He could only say, “I’m a dad!” then, Will Reeves asked the same question on the GMA interview, and he said, “It’s classified.”
Got something to hide, Harold? No person with children will constantly say that they have them. It’s like when he and Meghan try to prove they’re in love to the world when we’ve seen the contempt slip through Markle’s narcissistic mask. The One Year To Go Invictus Games event is a perfect example.
All the Invictus Games has become now is the Meghan Markle fashion show. She doesn’t want to be there as she doesn’t care, but she has to be because she cannot stand Harry getting all the attention. This is just her in public. Imagine how she is behind closed doors.
Speaking of PR, who the FUCK told Harry to jump on a plane to go and see his ailing father? Who is his PR rep? We know that only Meghan is repped by WME, and who knows what will happen after the year ends on that contract.
WME hasn’t done much for her, and Ari Emmanuel himself reps her. Does this mean that they were the ones behind the Lemonada deal? There is no bigger podcast on the planet than Spotify, and moving Archetypes there won’t make it more popular. Also, it is not evergreen content that can be listened to a million times. The numbers dropped off after the first episode because of the curiosity factor. That is it. People spent weeks going through her lies as the episodes dropped.
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